英语小品剧本+翻译

英语小品剧本+翻译

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甲:Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie<Avatar>?Yeah,youareright然季十晚依跟二显乡,I'mthedirector--Cam跟并克进采防们介歌代eronDiaz,applaud,th来自ankyou....Recently,Iwilldirectan斗职备排批哥宽必ewmoviecalled<Avatar2>,toda360问答y,therewillbeaauditionand晶缩攻Iwillselectthre守标受然可eactresseswhocangetthechance音征皮政进仍袁toperforminthisfilmwithfa爱呀害汉mousactress---AnneHathaway,OK,let'sbegin.Atfirs今成号快并依论棉去解每t,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome.

乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybody火西假反友环压叶knowsme,right?Yeah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyo增设价手指ureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbec今距信设坏换成razyaboutit,(打个响指)comes训生息款omemusic.(搞笑辩迅舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕),thankyou,(面向导演乎掘),honey,isitawonder材可再著第树棉松效致滑fulperformance?

甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

乙:(在左尔活迫而略古携顷此甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk?

甲:eh...mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Geto实对预伯复药威扬体ut,nextone.

乙:ohno...swee套松顾军指针植t,youbreakmy耐至落呼象妒击heart...(掩面离去)

丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nicetomeetyou,director.

甲:(与之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfple单干你胡ase.

丙:I'mCelineDion,youknow,Idon'thavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand(做沉思状)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calmdown,calmdown,it'sjustapieceofcakeforme,youknow,I....

甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin

丙:OK!!!I'llusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou--myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.

near,far,whereveryouare

ibelievethattheheartdoesgoon

oncemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stopstop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

andyou'rehereinmyheart,

andmyheartwillgoonandon.

甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwomanout.

Oh,I'mdying,hopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise

丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)tobe,ornottobe,it'saquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'mgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.

甲(做娇羞状):oh,it'sreallyabigsurprise,sowhat'syourname?

丁:Myname?Oh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it'sok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade?(摇头),andMelissaTheuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.

甲(指门,气愤状),youyouyou.....

丁:okok,itdoesn'tmatter,youneedn'tlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoet---oprah!

甲:Idon'tcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent.

丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!

甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh,Ican'tstand,showyouthedoor,

丁(转身离开,继续台词):Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis(回头,对甲)10thousandyears.

甲:oh,it'sreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexcellent***.oh,I'mdying,youthree,comehere,

三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey,youlikemydance,right?

丙镇静状:director,youlikemysinging,right?

丁深情状:princess,youlikemypoet,right?

三人同声:wearepast,right?

甲:eh..Thankyouforyoureh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I'msorrytotellyou....(接电话)What?Nobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),youthree,(抬头),pass!

三人欢呼,说:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!

乙(甜蜜状):that'sverysweetofyou,weloveyousomuch(飞个吻)

甲:youknow,youarenotgoodenoughnow,butI'mlookforwardtoyour***.doyouhaveconfidence?

三人齐答:yes,wedo!

甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!